When did this happen??
It’s been 2 years since i wrote anything here. It’s not that life has been any better, it’s just that i’ve managed to find distractions along the way. So what’s wrong today that make me turn to this page? Actually nothing… hehe.. In fact i’m still the same person; lazy to write & allergic to reading. But… i just realised something today that require me to blog.. preferably somewhere with limited audience. Since my facebook is fill up with friends that has “you have 30+ friends in common” status, this seems like a better place.. hehehe..
I just recalled a joke told by my ex boss, Joe Carlos. I love listening to his jokes cause he tells it so well and never failed to make me lol. Now not many people in this world has the ability to make me lol. Even though i haven’t meet everyone in world, i believe those i know represent a solid sample. The joke he told me is something like the following.
A student conducted a survey on how often men have sex based on their age group. So, the first guy he asked was somewhere in his 20s. The guy proudly answered “oh well… around 3-4 times a week” (I was laughing already at this point cause that sounds about right… hahaha. my ex boss was in his 40s btw). Now the second guy the student asked the question was in his 40s and he answered “well… about once a week during a good month” (and i was laughing at my boss). Now the third man was in his 70s and the student was a bit reluctant at first to ask him the question for the fear that it might offend the ‘uncle’. But to his surprise, the uncle put on a big grin on his face and happily answered “once a year”. Puzzled by the reaction, he asked again.. “Uncle… i’m sorry, but why u look so happy?” and the uncle answered with a bigger grin on his face, “Well, tonite is the nite!”. hehehe…
Now… here’s the fuck up part. Today, i just realised that sex has turn into an annual event for me as well!! hahaha…. and i’ve adjusted to it. The only different with me and the uncle is i don’t have a fixed date for it. hehe.. Even though, i still have about 2 and half months to go to improve the statistic, the odds doesn’t look promising at all. William Hill Bookmaker would probably rate me at 20 to 1. But it’s all good, i always can reactivate my World of Warcraft account in case i need extra distraction.. hehehe…
Regards.
